What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

What do you think will be the legacy of the Biden administration's handling of the TikTok ban controversy?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

What do you think of Gen. Waker-uz-Zaman's statement that "the Bangladesh Army will always stand by the people"?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

-mwahh

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Dave Chappelle and Mo Amer on Politics and Comedy, SNL Monologues - Variety

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]